February 2012
my mom needs to wake up and tell me to stay home...
cause i have a teeny fever. and i have to get better for martha’s birthday drunk.
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i got some first world problems. i have food issues. i just went to eat some pizza. half way through reheating it. i stopped it. cried. ate a bite of it. and then threw it the garbage and threw some coffee grounds on top of it to ruin it. because i would have gone back upstairs and tried to eat it again.
in the least ditzy way possible, and honestly concerned for my happiness:
is this a thing?...
January 2012
Every week, around Wednesday she proclaims to no one in particular “I am really craving a cheeseburger!”. Every week! Like she hasn’t had one in months, years, like she’s never even seen a cow. This is a short story of a young woman, and her path to self discovery. That fateful Wednesday that she realized that cheeseburgers, may in fact, be her favorite food.
When I count calories I don’t count raw vegetables cause that’s just mean. However the higher power at myfitnesspal may have just assumed I had a bacon and mayo sandwich for lunch. Which I guess a BLT essentially is. I’m not sorry.
hayao-miyazaki:
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remember that cute bikini i posted earlier?
well i google searched for like 45 minutes, and this is definitely not it.
ALSO, babies are the best.
i went to church in the lithuanian hood today and i realized that europe is very very different.
even though im really into my culture and can folk dance and tie scout knots and sing songs in lithuanian, i still did not get it.
i did look very cute however.